A live interview with me on Australian national TV, Channel 10. Though the subject was supposed to be travel, the hosts tried to mock me for having once worked in a San Francisco sex club. But I took control, and I got Kim back by busting her for having applied so much bronzer prior to the show—a fact she’d specifically asked me not to publicize. Well, I’d specifically asked her not to bring up the sex club. Note my shit-eating grin, around 4:05 on the timer, when I turn the tables. I really like Kim—she’s a party girl at heart. But excuse me, did she really call me a “cunning linguist” in my intro? The Aussies kill me.